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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

Dorothy Parker

Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Bad Food Growth Taste
There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Funny Life Study Theft Yourself
They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Quiet Storm
If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Feeling Hurt Necessary Yourself
Writing well is the best revenge.
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One Liner Revenge Writing
I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Goodness Money Myself Togetherness Writing
Women and elephants never forget.
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Animal Forget Funny Woman
The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Depend Law Life Thinking Worst Yourself
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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End Surprise Woman
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay

Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

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