Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKEROh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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