If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
DOROTHY PARKEROh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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