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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

Dorothy Parker

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Friendship Greatness Happiness Present Writing Young
A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Best Friendship Girl Herself
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Bad Food Growth Taste
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Appearance Girl Man Wear
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Beyond Live Wild
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Action Responsibility Yourself
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Age Choice Clothes Grave Life Style Time Yourself
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Hate Myself People Rich
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Break Friendship Time
It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Kill Mess Myself Tragedy
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Care Fun Myself Stay

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

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