Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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