If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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