The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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