I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting well is the best revenge.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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