If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting well is the best revenge.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Women and elephants never forget.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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