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Dorothy Parker Quote - Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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End Surprise Woman
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Animal Business People Right Yourself
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Age Children Forever Himself Time Writing
A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Best Friendship Girl Herself
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Appreciate Audience Goodness Intelligence Myself Praise Talk
But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
DOROTHY PARKER

Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner
Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKER

Animal Forget Funny Woman
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKER

Bed Himself Voice
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKER

Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Beyond Live Wild
There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER

Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKER

Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKER

Himself Run Stay
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER

Language No Talk Woman

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