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Dorothy Parker Quote - Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Herself Leadership Thinking Yourself
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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