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Dorothy Parker Quote - The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Alcohol Angry Food Funny Grapes Wine
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Cheating Hollywood Reality
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Appearance Beautiful Greatness Healing Myself Time
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
DOROTHY PARKER

Action Responsibility Yourself
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Genius Material Talent Writing
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKER

Burn Heart Myself Safety Scars
What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Beautiful Clean Deep Order Skin Ugly
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER

Care Fun Myself Stay
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man Myself Relationship Requirement Stupidity
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Myself Tone View Voice
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice

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