I hate writing, I love having written.
DOROTHY PARKERLos Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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