That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERBut I don’t give up; I forget why not.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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