If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKEROf course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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