Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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