If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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