Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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