The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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