Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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