Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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