Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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