You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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