I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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