The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKER