Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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