I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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