This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKER