It was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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