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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Dorothy Parker

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Alcohol Angry Food Funny Grapes Wine
Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bad Death Feeling Myself Time
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Herself Leadership Thinking Yourself
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Change Myself Word Writing
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Break Friendship Time
There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Around Charm Done Stop
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Future Love Past Seek Sorrow
Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKER

Identity Literature Study Yourself
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER

Dance End Surprise Woman Young
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Funny Hell Herself Phone
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKER

Letter Look Word
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Excitement Fortune Irritation
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKER

Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKER

Big Enough Friendship Funny Home Need Place Room
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
DOROTHY PARKER

Action Responsibility Yourself

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