Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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