When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
DICK GREGORYMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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