We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
DICK GREGORYThe most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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