In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
DICK GREGORYAmerica will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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