To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
DICK GREGORYI never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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