I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
DICK GREGORYThere is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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