Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYThere is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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