The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
DICK GREGORYThere is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
DICK GREGORY







