One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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