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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.

Dave Chappelle

I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive
You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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Destiny Life Live Right
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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Comedy Interest Place World Yourself
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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Beginning Expensive Myself Name Price
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Ideas Life Myself People Walk
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Angry Himself Mindset People Position
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Greatness Mark Yourself
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Boundary Limitation Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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