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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.

Dave Chappelle

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Answer Children Hands Old Phone Yourself
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Happy High Myself
I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive
I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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Bad Country God Hope Land Myself Swear
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Leaving Level Myself Necessary Relationship Work
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Action Death Kill Woman
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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People White
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Himself Religious Scripture Sin Smoking
I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Enjoyment Feeling Goodness Life Live Ourselves
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Angry Mad Myself Past Talk
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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Destiny Life Live Right
Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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Genius Myself Right Voice
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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Better Myself Salary Teacher Thinking
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Better Happiness Mature Myself Start
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Children Fact Laughter Love Show
Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Bad Fame Greatness Horrible
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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Choice End Life Money Myself Purchase Value
Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Country Fame Place
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Comedy Earth People Sensitive Social
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Ideas Life Myself People Walk
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work
I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Goodness Life Money Oneself Time

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.

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