The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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