I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
DAVE CHAPPELLEFame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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