Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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