The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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