I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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