You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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