The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
DAVE CHAPPELLE- Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLENo matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
DAVE CHAPPELLEStand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
DAVE CHAPPELLEBeing famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
DAVE CHAPPELLEOnce you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLERemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
DAVE CHAPPELLEEveryone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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