I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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