Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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