I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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