You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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