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CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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