Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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