Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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