The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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