The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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