The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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