The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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