All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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