Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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