You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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