They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELThe team has come along slow but fast.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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