I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELI came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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