Never make predictions, especially about the future.
CASEY STENGELI came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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