If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELWhen you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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