The trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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