Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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