They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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