Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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