The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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