Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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