I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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