The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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