I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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