You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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