Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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