They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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