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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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