Without losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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