They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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