All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELSure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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