The team has come along slow but fast.
CASEY STENGELThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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