You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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