Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELIf we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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