There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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