I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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