I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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