If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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