Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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