The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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