Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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