You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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