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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Brendan Behan

There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother

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