A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANWhat the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANGod forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHANShakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN