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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Brendan Behan

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream

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