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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Brendan Behan

I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most

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