Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHANOther people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANWhat the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHANMost horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANNew York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANIf you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANI saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANWhatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHAN