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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Brendan Behan

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You

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