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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

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