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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

Brendan Behan

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

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