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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

Brendan Behan

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models

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