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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

Brendan Behan

I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War

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