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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream

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