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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

Brendan Behan

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Fighting Men Two Woman
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinking People Ruined
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Criticism Editors Funny
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Made Miserable Situation
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Contempt Jailer Prison
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men

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