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Most horror movies are certainly that.

Brendan Behan

You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss

Most horror movies are certainly that.

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