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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

Brendan Behan

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Family Forgive Men Mother
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cripples Walking Way
Most horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cinema Horror Most
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Catholic Communist Dark
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Made Miserable Situation
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks

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