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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

Brendan Behan

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy

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