Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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