There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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