I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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