I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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