They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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