Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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