I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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