And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENANI’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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