You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANI’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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