Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENANI’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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