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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Bobby Heenan

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENAN

Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Boys Proud Wwe
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling

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