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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Bobby Heenan

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENAN

Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy

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