This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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