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Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENAN

Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game

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