Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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