Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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