They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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