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Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dad Home Mom
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World

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